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DESCRIPTION:Click for Latest Location Information: http://edw2020.dataversi
 ty.net/sessionPop.cfm?confid=128&proposalid=11476\n<p>Babies.&nbsp;They sle
 ep, eat, cry, poop, and do cute stuff. Then they grow into children who des
 troy everything you have and complain a lot. They somehow require all the m
 oney you have but will eventually grow up and leave you alone to watch TV w
 ithout distractions.</p>\n<p>But what happens with &hellip; twins? Do they 
 require twice the work or money? More? Less? Is it better to have a built-i
 n playmate, or does it simply amplify the constant noise and cause everyone
  to be angry all the time? As data professionals, we decided if anybody is 
 going bother investigating the quantitative dynamics of such a scenario, it
  is probably going to need to be us.</p>\n<p>Grab a cocktail and join us fo
 r the appropriate amount of time exploring the strange world of raising twi
 ns, Enterprise Data-style!</p>\n<p>Key questions answered:</p>\n\n
 Do preschools give bulk discounts?\n
 Diapers. Can economies-of-scale be achieved?\n
 Is ignoring all but the loudest and softest cries an optimal strategy?\n
 Can &ldquo;cute&rdquo; alone generate a positive return-on-investment?\n\n
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SUMMARY:A Data-Driven Approach to Raising Twins
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